Bum Hoodie the cozy do-nothing unisex pullover for proud loafers

It's called the Bum Hoodie. Because that's what it is. No apologies, no explanations, no pants required. Who is this for? For the person who has fully committed to the bit. The one who works hard so they can do absolutely nothing on their days off. If your ideal weekend involves a couch, snacks, and zero ambitions — this hoodie was made for you. What makes it funny? The name IS the design. No overthinking, no trying too hard. Just a bum. In a hoodie. Wearing a hoodie called Bum Hoodie. It's deeply stupid and we love it. What's it made of? 100% cotton face with a 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend body. Front pouch pocket, self-fabric back patch, matching flat drawstrings, and a structured 3-panel hood. Soft, sturdy, and built for maximum lounging. Fit and care? Unisex fit — and heads up, this hoodie runs small. Size up for a relaxed fit, size up two if you want full bum energy. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. FAQ Does this hoodie run true to size? No — it runs small. We strongly recommend sizing up at least one size for a comfortable everyday fit. If you want that oversized, living-your-best-bum-life fit, go up two. What is it printed on and how is the design applied? The Bum Hoodie is a blank-forward product — the name is the concept. It's sourced from Pakistan and made with a 100% cotton face and a ring-spun cotton-poly blend for durability and softness. Print method varies by fulfillment but is built to last wash after wash. Can I give this as a gift? Absolutely. It is the perfect gift for the person in your life who has achieved peak bum status. Ships in a poly mailer — no gift wrapping, because bums don't wrap things.